So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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