that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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