He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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