I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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