Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Just pee around me
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Enjoy the penises
Randomize
