I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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