throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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