You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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