How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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