Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
is this the sara with the beer cane?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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