I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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