I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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