That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I know her cup size but not her name....
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