We're like a lot better than the average bears
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
So many bounce houses so little time
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
