Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Edward fifth and chaser hands
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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