Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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