it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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