I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
where are my eyebrows?
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