You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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