I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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