I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
this is an emotional support booty call
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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