I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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