How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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