White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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