BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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