i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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