Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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