Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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