But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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