His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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