Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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