How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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