yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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