Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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