Tell her she can't have a vagina
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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