no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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