dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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