She went from zero to smokin in five shots
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Never joke about your clitoris.
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