My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize
