Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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