is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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