NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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