I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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