This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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