come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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