this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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