From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Randomize
