God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
my liver is dry heaving
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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