OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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