That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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