Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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