You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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